Last night's Real Housewives of New Jersey featured Danielle defending her crown as bat shi--iest cast member and Dina quitting the show. But our favorite moment came on the stripper pole. Watch as Real Housewife hanger-on Kim attempts a little pole-dance action. Warning: It's extremely sexy. Assuming, of course, that you used to find the disabled girl trying to climb the rope in gym class extremely sexy.
Things finally started heating up when she seemed to get the hang of it and began gyrating. But then things cooled down again when everyone quickly realized she was just having a stroke.
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