We'll get to Holly Madison's dating life and plans to start a family in a second, but first let's make one thing perfectly clear: We'll never see her sex tape.
Because she insists she doesn't have one.
"No!" she says when I ask if any homemade Holly porn is somewhere out there. "If there was, it would have been out there already."
I caught up with Ms. Madison yesterday here at E!, where she was on a non-stop promo tour for Holly's World, her new reality show premiering on Sunday, June 13 at 10:30 p.m. Read on to find out what she said about making babies, dating sites and how her pal Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett is dealing with her sex tape controversy.
How's Kendra doing with all the sex tape craziness?
She's doing really well. I think if there's one silver lining to be had out of the whole thing it's the fact that it's out now. She doesn't have to worry about it anymore or have it hanging over her, because I know it's something that was kind of a worry for a long time.
Are you nervous that you might have your own ex-boyfriends out there who might try to sell stories and things like that?
No. I'm lucky that I don't have a lot of ex-boyfriends. I don't really have the time to date anybody seriously. But people don't believe and they assume I'm hooking up with people left and right.
So then I have to ask: Where are you and Benji Madden at?
Benji's my little buddy, but we're not dating. I'm single.
Are you looking?
I always have my eyes open, but I'm not doing anything specifically to meet a guy. I'm not on match.com or anything. Although I've thought about it.
Really? Would you ever?
I don't think I'd find real love on a match.com, but I'm curious to know what I would get. Not with my name and saying who I am, but filling out the form to see who would pop up.
Would you ever do a show like The Bachelorette?
Maybe—if I get really desperate someday.
You've talked about how you want to be a mom. How many kids do you want to have?
I'd like to have three or four of my own and then adopt a couple of more. So probably, like, five total.
Are you going to adopt from other countries?
I'm going to do whatever's easiest. I mean, there's probably some orphans in Las Vegas that could use a home.
Would you do it as a single mom without a man in your life?
I might have to, because I'm not finding anybody.
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