Much like you, we turn into The View every morning because deep down we hate ourselves and think we deserve to be punished. And today's show served up its punishment by implanting images in our mind that will take years and years of booze to bury.
Sherri went home and tried that but complained that the mustache kept tickling her nose. Yeah, apparently she needs a lot more help than Joy thought.
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After watching above clip, rinse eyes repeatedly with viewings of Celebrity Skin gallery.