Happy Hump Day! Feel more like you've hit a speed bump?
You're not alone. Take a gander at:
Brooke Shields: The Latisse pitchwoman has incurred the wrath of PETA for her fur-coat-loving ways. Wait, maybe this is all just a ploy to nab the role of Cruella De Vil in 101 Dalmatians: The Musical?
Sonja Morgan: Oh, Sonja. Guess you needed to bring more drama to clinch your spot in The Real Housewives of New York City's season four, but a DWI? We liked you as the sensible and saucy—not sauced—one.
John Mayer: You know we love any occasion to call this guy a douche. But to be too sick to go to Amsterdam?! Damn, that's sick. Maybe it's from exposure to all that sexual napalm? Get well soon, buddy!
So play "Daughters" on your iTunes and vote for the best of the worst: