Over on The City, Whitney Port was scripted lucked into the opportunity of a lifetime when she was able to showcase her clothing line for Elle magazine muckety-mucks Joe Zee and Anne Slowey. Unfortunately she didn't get the response she was hoping for. But as that Slowey lady reminds her, Alex Wang started off slow, too.
Oh, you laugh, but it really is one hell of a sweater. See? Totally.
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It's not just a sweater that's causing Port problems. Check out her funky fashion sense in our No Pants gallery!