Who wants to attend a stodgy old court hearing when you could be partying with actual celebrities in the South of France? Not our girl Lindsay!
So which sob story is the silliest?
The Icelandic Volcano! Ole Eyjafjallajökull has been responsible for many a ruined vacation. And yet that pain in the ash didn't stop Lindsay from flying to Cannes—or stop celebs like Camilla Belle from returning from the film fest safely.
So make like a judge and rule on the most inexcusable excuse:
See who else is kicking up their heels in Cannes!