Dolly Parton

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There's a story in Star Magazine about Dolly Parton saving herself from an "embarrassing" moment when she was recently out to dinner. Apparently the singer was going off on some calamari when she dropped a piece down her shirt. Instead of letting the moment leave her "red-faced," she fished (pun intended) the food out of her giant boobies and said, "They get hungry too." The only thing wrong with this story is that she took the food out of her bra. She should have left it there. That was probably the best 15 seconds of that little calamari's life.

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