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Rachel Uchitel, David Boreanaz

Frank Micelotta/Getty Images; AP Photo/Katy Winn

Having a craptacular Thursday? Remember, it could always be worse.

You could be:

Rachel Uchitel The Mistress to the Stars was allegedly Tiger's tail. Then it came out she boned a Bones star. But it's not her fault—she's a victim!

David Boreanaz He married smokin' hot Playboy Playmate Jaime Bergman, then cheated on her. With a skank who will not shut up.

So kick something in annoyance, then pick your best of the worst:

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See more winners in our What a Douche! gallery!