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Tori and Dean, Heidi and Seal, Mariah and Nick—must every married celeb couple renew their vows every 10 minutes?
—Caleb, Ontario, via the Answer B!tch inbox
Look, man. When the average Hollywood marriage lasts exactly five minutes, making it all the way to 10 is something worthy of modest celebration—if not renting out the west coast of Mexico and ordering all of your guests to arrive in custom Vera Wang before the armored truck get there with your fresh haul of love-refreshing diamonds.
My point is this: