OK, we may bitch endlessly about a Niley reunion and poke fun at Jakey G. and his romantic blunders. But there's another reason these two are some of our H'wood faves: Both have superstar careers as a side dish to the amount of drama they create.
And this week Miley and Jake gave us bad in two very different ways—and we've got to admit, we totally love both:
First up was Miles' big music video debut for her new single "Can't Be Tamed," and, if we've learned one thing about Miley, it's that you really can't tame this chick—but that's old news, right?
Prancing around, pouting and shaking her hips at any chance she gets, you can just tell M.C. is itching to show the world the bad girl hiding behind the Hannah Montana wig.
And unlike Christina Aguilera's wannabe controversial vid, Miles has the stuff to back up her nearly naughty track—but she's still got a year or two before she can hit the clubs and really go wild, so she's stuck flaunting her badness "artistically" (and in the string of hunk-of-the-week BFs she goes through, no doubt).
Then there's Jake, still vying for the top spot as Last Real Man in Hollywood (whoopsie, was that plug too shameless?). With the buzz he stirred up about whether or not he's back on with former GF Kiki Dunst, we almost forgot he had a flick coming out soon.
But thanks to a few clips from his mega-blockbuster Prince of Persia that made their way online, we got a CGI-filled reminder of what's to come.
Sure, the movie is definitely not his shot at an Oscar nom, but we'll still be lining up come opening night. Why? Because Jake looks absolutely mantastic. His British accent may be worse than Britney Spears', but his tanned and toned bod is more than enough to keep us captivated for hours.
Keep it up, you two, because we love everything we see. Who knew bad could be so good?
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