Keeping Up With the Bridge and Vajayjay Crowd on Real Housewives of New Jersey

The wives sure hate Danielle. And her moneymaker

The Real Housewives of New Jersey certainly keep the accent on real, especially when it comes to utterly trashing one of their own.

The victim in the crosshairs is none other than the despised Danielle, who has any number of skeletons wedged in her closet next to the Jimmy Choo knockoffs.

Of course, Danielle is not around when the ladies get together over dinner—where the main course is homegrown Garden State bile—so she missed Teresa's thoughtful comparison of Danielle's lady parts to local subterranean thoroughfares.

But maybe Danielle has it coming…as wise Caroline points out, you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig. 

So true. You can also put lipstick on a New Jersey housewife and she's still a New Jersey housewife.