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• Al Roker gets his big pimp on when Biggest Loser she-wolf Jillian Michaels arrives on Today to strut her well-toned charms.
• Amazing Racers Jet and Cord are Tulsa cowboys. According to their bios, one likes to read. The other doesn't. See if you can guess which one that is.
• The Price of Beauty is considerable. When Jessica Simpson has to ante up, she's in for a shock.
• Paris Hilton is searching England for a best friend. If the way she treats the rejects is any measure, the winning BFF is in for a jolly bad show.