How else to explain the couple's decision to spend an estimated $20 million to build an eight-bedroom, 22,000 square-foot mansion nearly the size of a small town in L.A.'s ritzy Brentwood area for them and their 5-month-old son, Benjamin?
Seriously. Does a family of three really need this much space? (Even if you take Brady's son John into the equation!)
Just check out these construction pics of the soon-to-be palace, which show the layout of where everything will be...
Such luxuries include a weight room, a wine room, a six-car garage and a covered bridge, as well as a lagoon-shaped swimming pool and spa.
Oh, and look who's going to be their neighbor...
Of course, Gisele and Tom definitely have the dough and aren't the first celebs to spend so lavishly. But it always amazes us nonetheless.
Must be the jealousy talking.
It's probably safe to say these other Stars & Their Sport Studs have pretty cool pads, too.