Everyday life is filled with burdens, but you can thank your Dish host Danielle Fishel for relieving you of one of the most heinous. Daytime chat shows.

Yes, masochistic Danielle watches them so you don't have to, and what a load she's serving up this week.

From J-lo's take on the "real life problems" (based on a movie) on Live With Regis and Kelly, to the sacred court of Judge Jeanine Pirro where defendant Kelly finds accusations of drug and booze abuse nothing short of a hoot, to Dr. Oz's thrilling new theme park ride through the titillating process of orgasms—is that a water ride?—it's the best of the worst.

And that's a good thing.

Catch more Dish action Saturdays at 10 p.m. ET/PT on the Style network!