Lassie may have been able to alert humans when a little boy had fallen down a well, but you're about to meet a dog who can do something even more crucial.

Like fetch beer.

Hard to believe? Tireless Web Soup MC Chris Hardwick has the proof, thanks to some slob who can't be bothered to get off the couch and stumble a few feet to the mini fridge in his rat hole apartment, but managed to video man's best friend earning his Alpo by grabbing daddy a cold one.

Your move, Cesar Millan.

And your move should be to hit the couch and stay there as a brand new Web Soup rolls out tonight at 8 p.m. ET/PT on G4.