Grab a fork and join us for a look back at the week's finest moments in Soup!
• According to the esteemed judges, American Idol warbler Lee Dewyze has faced a chronic problem with a vacant, glazed, baked stage presence. Could the chronic be his problem?
• And speaking of scary, Paris Hilton needs a BFF so bad she had to go to England to find one. Proving Brits are just as crazy as Yanks.
• The ladies of Jerseylicious reveal fun facts about sharing sex partners in the greater tri-state area. Apparently that hair and make-up actually work.