Who is Steven Ward? For those of you not glued to VH1's Tough Love Couples, he is "one of America's most successful professional matchmakers and relationship experts," something he does with his mommy JoAnn.
Oedipal jokes aside, part of Steve's intense therapy is to have couples spray each other with slime as they scream out their issues. Kind of like second grade, but less fun.
Which brings us to troubled tough lovers Pawel and Danielle, who is not happy about the fact that they live with Danielle's mother.
It's pretty much downhill from there.