We'll keep this short.
After all, what else is there to say about these closely cropped dudes when the pictures pretty much speak for themselves?
You've got Jon Gosselin opting for a faux-hawk that doesn't do anything to distance him from douchedom; Adrian Grenier, who's obviously never heard of Samson, lopping off his lovely locks; and fake 'stache-wearing Charlie Sheen determined to change it up, for real this time, by giving his head an added, well, sheen.
So what do you think of these men's manes or, should we say, lack thereof? Sound off in the comments!