How long have you suspected that smooth music maker John Tesh used to form the beast with two backs with Oprah Winfrey?

Ever since Kitty Kelly's tell-all Oprahl: A Biography was published three days ago, probably, but that's still plenty of time to conjur up all manner of salacious images of the pair's intimate shenanigans.

But why waste valuable brainpower thinking when you can simply watch Joel McHale reveal the wicked Tesh seduction technique? Plus, you don't feel dirty afterwards. As dirty, anyway.

And don't miss a randy new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.