You Gotta See This: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Gives Her Best Blue Steel

E! exclusively obtains photos of Jesse James original mistress, including a pic of her with 12-year-old son Elijah

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is a lot like 19th century children: she should be seen and not heard (trust us, for the remainder of her 15 minutes, it's definitely the lesser of the two evils).

So enough with the opportunistic heartfelt apologies to Sandra Bullock. We've got what her public really wants—brand-new pictures of the Jesse James whistle-blower (ahem) in all her shirtless, inked-up, Nazi paraphernalia-free glory.

Sure, you may think you've seen it all already, but have you seen it all and a tractor? Yeah. That's what we thought.