Chelsea Handler Blog: Kate's Drama

Kate Gosselin isn't going to let life get in the way of her stardom

In a recent interview, Kate Gosselin said that she is trying not to let the "drama" in her life get in the way of her stint on Dancing With the Stars. I think by "drama" she meant "kids," but I'm not a translator. 

She said that her kids are an "extension" of her, which means they carry the same importance as the ones in her hair. 

When asked what she might be looking for in her next romantic partner, she said that she is looking for someone who "can deal with really heavy baggage" and is "older." 

This is good news. Since she does a lot of traveling and is often at the airport, hopefully she'll meet a nice cargo handler. Not to be confused with my brother, Roy Handler. He is single, but his biceps are underdeveloped.