Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images• Matthew Fox announced that he lost his virginity when he was 12 years old. Nothing like a V-card bomb to distract everyone from some other story. Pretty good strategy.
• The Kardashians talk about their periods. Yep, that's about all we have to say about that.
• Tinsley Mortimer is teaching charm school to the Jersey Shore girls in Harper's Bazaar?! Have they seen High Society? It's like a million times worse than Jersey Shore.
• Brandy is sick of everyone being so mean to her about that car accident. She is cool with it if you want to make fun of her clothes, though. Also, Justin Bieber is sick of haters, too.
• Sarah Palin's hustling hasn't gone unrewarded; she's raked in $12 million since July.
• Yes, we all love Glee around here, but this "Glee in 60 Seconds" parody is pretty spot-on and highlights a few of the reasons why the show can annoy us.
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Which child is Angelina Jolie hanging out on the balcony with today? The answer's in our Big Pic gallery.