If you thought For the Love of Ray J was about as real as a three dollar bill, welcome to Southern Fried Stings.

No, not a bunch of rednecks singing "Roxanne," it's actually Tru TV's new alleged reality show following "addiction expert Jay Russell as he and his team take on tough and bizarre cases," serving up "their unique breed of Southern Justice." Breed?

Anyway, the addiction expert and his team are somehow allowed to go around playing full-contact cop in their tough and bizarre cases, like the matter of the teenaged girl in an ape suit who repeatedly robbed her grandpa's toy store.

But for Jay, that's not the bizarre part. It's how fast this dang girl can actually run. Guess he's used to tackling them as soon as they yell "action!"