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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

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GTL, doesn't just stand for Gym, Tan, Laundry—it could also mean Got Told to Leave. At least if some recent reports are true. Page Six says MTV's train-wreck entourage was denied entry to all of Miami's hottest clubs when they showed up with camera crews at the W Hotel, Mondrian and, oh the irony, the Shore Club. Miami scenesters were clearly horrified about getting Shore-ified.

The chilly welcome in hot, hot, hot Miami probably explains why the Shore posse beat a hasty retreat recently. Or maybe they just had a big laundry situation to deal with back in Jersey.

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Do you dominate at the gym, tan to excess and like to keep it clean everywhere except in the hot tub? If so, you could be The Situation 2.0.