GTL, doesn't just stand for Gym, Tan, Laundry—it could also mean Got Told to Leave. At least if some recent reports are true. Page Six says MTV's train-wreck entourage was denied entry to all of Miami's hottest clubs when they showed up with camera crews at the W Hotel, Mondrian and, oh the irony, the Shore Club. Miami scenesters were clearly horrified about getting Shore-ified.
The chilly welcome in hot, hot, hot Miami probably explains why the Shore posse beat a hasty retreat recently. Or maybe they just had a big laundry situation to deal with back in Jersey.
Do you dominate at the gym, tan to excess and like to keep it clean everywhere except in the hot tub? If so, you could be The Situation 2.0.