Does Condiment Eating Lead to Teen Stripping? Tyra Shocker!

Heads up to parents: hide the Heinz!

By Peter Gilstrap Apr 09, 2010 12:05 AMTags

In these troubled times where grinding up on a stripper pole is considered a legitimate workout routine, the concerned parent of an adventerous teenaged daughter has much to worry about.

Thank goodness Tyra is here to help.

And by "help" we mean exploit the twisted phenomenon of—wait for it—teen stripping! In strip joints! Yes in certain states it's actually legal.

Anyway, Banks trots out a youngster who takes it all off for a living and gets the misguided sweetie to reveal her early penchant for dare-taking that led her down the road of exotic dancing.

All we can say is, if your daughter is a ketchup-eating 'ho, beware.