Deciding who will be America's Next Top Model is a heavy responsibility, nearly equal to choosing our desperate nation's next American Idol.
Thus, Tyra called in big gun fashionista André Leon Talley to help anoint the next lucky girl.
No easy job. Take hopeful Tatianna's model shot. To you, she may look like a clown-school reject sucking on wax lips. But to Tally, she is something else entirely, for he is a man of vision. A man of style.
And a man who thinks a Tang-orange silk Snuggie looks good on him.
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And on the topic of style and, um, vision—do not adjust your screen—take a gander at our Fashion Spotlight: Lady Gaga gallery.