DC Hunter, PacificCoastNews.com
It's usually only a matter of time before a celebrity sex scandal turns into a celebrity sex tape scandal. Sadly, Sandra Bullock's time has come.
Although in that regard, her seemingly continuous tale of woe has a, um, happy ending, as the actress today flatly denied the simmering and often über-graphic reports that she and Jesse James ever got frisky with a camcorder.
"There is no sex tape," she told People. "There never has been one and there never will be one."
That clears Bullock. But what about James' alleged dirty dozen?
According to RadarOnline, James has starred in at least 12 homemade XXX tapes, most of which, an anonymous source tells the site, "feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia."
So far none of the tapes has been leaked online or offered for sale, and the Radar report leaves plenty of unanswered details, like who is in possession of the tapes, when they were made, the identities of the women involved and whether it's even the Monster Garage maven in the videos.
Though seeing as how the man in the footage by all accounts seems to share Herr James' penchant for the Third Reich, we're getting closer to an answer on that last one.
(Originally published April 6, 2010, at 12:38 p.m. PT)
Sandra hasn't always been so camera-shy. Check out her and Jesse in happier times in our Monster Love gallery.