As any right-thinking person knows, it's completely insulting and demeaning—not to mention just plain wrong—to refer to a person who is significantly height-challenged as a midget.

No wonder diminutive Steve and Katie Hatch of Little Chocolatiers are shocked when a full-sized man says he thinks it's "neat that you midgets are able to make chocolates."

Of course they're surprised. Of course they're shocked.

Any idiot knows Oompa-Loompas have been making chocolates for years.

Yeah, we're sensitive like that.