We've got to hand it to Gloria Allred.
After turning the promotion of alleged mistresses into an art form, the camera-hungry lawyer has found a way to expand her clientele, representing women who crave the attention of a Tiger or Jesse gal without the hassle of being a homewrecker. Win-win!
Except, she didn't. And never mind that Reggie himself made crystal clear his purely platonic relationship to the wannabe singer (surprise) last week. Gessert's milking this nonscandal for all it's worth: