Simon Says on American Idol

When the bold Brit speaks, you better listen

By Peter Gilstrap Mar 31, 2010 6:00 PMTags

While scream-friendly songbird Siobhan Magnus's vocal chops may have already earned her a 2011 Fiesta Design (that's a car, by the way, and it's at least twice as sexy as a regular Fiesta), they haven't won her the appreciation of tastemaker Simon Cowell.

It didn't matter that the other three useless wastes of panel space—sorry, judges—liked the gal's performance, nor did it matter that the audience was sweet on Siobhan.

Because when you're right, you're right. And Simon is always right. How dare the fans boo him? Who let these people in anyway?  

Bloody idiots.