The mag asks the hard questions like: "Who would win in a hair-off between you and Zac Effron [sic]?" (The New York Times can't even spell the tween idol of yesteryear's name right. Let that be a lesson to you, Bieb.)
Alright, you heard the Bieb: The decision is in your hands. Who wins this hair-off? And should you need more information about the process behind the Bieber 'do in order to make a sound decision, this video of Justin blow-drying his hair exists:
Not all kids have caught the Biebertude (yet!). Look how cute they are in our Fashion Police Jr. gallery.