You're lonely. Bored. Horny.
Provided you have a phone, you can instantly change all that by punching 10 magic digits. Oh, you also need to have a burning desire for middle-aged women from Brooklyn, specifically The View's Joy Behar.
Get the towels ready, boys. When this red-hot redhead revs up the dirty talk, your fantasies about Whoopi will fizzle, big-time.
And when you're laying in a sweaty heap after your long distance session with Joy, just remember you have Sports Soup to thank.
Host Matt Iseman brings you even more cheap thrills Tuesday nights at 10 p.m. ET/PT on Versus.