This media spotlight's only big enough for one of them.
And what with Jesse James' alleged mistresses Nos. 2-4 emerging and jostling for their respective 15 minutes, O.G. Other Woman Michelle "Bombshell" McGee has taken to the Internet once more, spewing a new batch of haterade-powered rants and squeezing at least a few more seconds out of her shelf life.
"For all you internet warriors on here talking s--t…it's easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard," she wrote on both her classily named Twitter and Facebook accounts.
"Get off your God dam high horse, your s--t don't smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone…in other words F--K YOU."
Aw, Michelle. You kiss your mother Sandra Bullock's husband (allegedly) with that mouth?
Her ranting didn't stop there, though.
She soon turned her attention to Jake Hollywood, the inked-up (who would have guessed it?) man behind the Australian site ShockMansion.com. Back in the day, Bombshell posed for a series of raunchy photo and video shoots, and just last week, her manager fired off a cease-and-desist letter to the company, seeking to prohibit the release of any of her X-rated footage.
"Jake Hollywood, it doesn't surprise me your trying to get some publicity off of me, the fact is, you're a broke 28 year old boy living in ur friends parents house without a dime to ur name…keep sitting online all day worshipping travis barker…your life speaks for itself..your just a loser. :)"
As for her other former business partner, Angry White Boy clothing, she had some choice words after being dropped as the spokesmodel for the Angry White Girl offshoot following her Nazi photo flap.
"Funny how Angry White Boy clothing rode my coat tail 'til he realized he'd profit more by 'dropping' me..crazy how a short photo shoot for a favor turned into a 'spokesperson' title…don't forget why you're getting all this publicity…enjoy your 15 mins of fame…they will be shorter than mine :)"
Wait, is that a smidge of self-awareness we detect? Oh, well. Clock's ticking.
(Originally published March 26, 2010, at 8:36 a.m. PT)
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