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    Blind Vice: Parrish Maguire Parades Horny Thighs!

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    Last time we checked in on Parrish Maguire, the good-lookin' babe was getting set up on fake dates with available female celebs, and the dude didn't mind in the least!

    Parrish, as we've said before, is quite unlike the most famous closeted Hollywood man of them all, Toothy Tile, who hates that he has to trot women around in order to sell tickets.

    That's no problem for adorable Parrish, who'd probably sell his soul to the Hollywood devil for even a bit more fame—only problem being, not sure the designing star has a soul. Hard to tell.

    Especially with P.M. pulling stuff like this:

    Attending a number of private Hollywood parties, with boyfriend in tow (the one he's had since before Parrish shot to matinee celebu-fame), and hitting on other guys! No wonder that BF of Parrish's looks like a Ken doll caught in headlights. If that's the crap Maguire's pulling on his man in public, can you imagine the emotional abuse the boyfriend's having to put up with behind closed doors?

    But let's get one thing clear here: There is nothing overt about what Parrish is doing with these men at various soirees; a gay Tiger Woods, he's not. Nope, what gets Parrish's flirt on is literally rubbing up against good-looking guys with his (rather nice) legs, arms and—oftentimes—just his hungry eyes. It's all really kind of Crescent Kumquat kind of stuff; remember the guy who just liked to spoon with guys in bed, rather than actually screw them? Yeah, that's the one.

    Isn't it interesting P.M., who's privately never made it a secret he's gay, is now taking the next step of getting his homo on in quasi-public places?

    And the Crescent analogy isn't exactly such a bad one, as—of course—now Crescent's doing much more than spooning with those guys he formerly just got sleepy-cozy with.

    Does this mean Parrish is actually getting closer to coming out?

    We say no.

    And this is why the Tiger analogy is actually a better one. Parrish's recent party-lusty behavior is just another example of a guy who's used to getting away with stuff and thinks that'll go on forever.

    Not so sure about that.

    And It Ain't: Nick Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber

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