Too bad The Biggest Loser is already a reality show, because judging by this season's recently revealed Dancing With the Stars cast, sounds like that's what the show could be renamed.
With a title promising "stars," one would think the dancing competition would offer, you know, actual high-wattage wowers. Instead, the upcoming group of Z-list who-are-theys is unimpressive. Or in the case of astronaut Buzz Aldrin, just plain bizarre.
Still-busty-after-all-these-years Pam Anderson is just promising an FCC fine shimmying around onstage, but guess that actually might be fun.
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