The 23-year-old "Poker Face" singer claims she's not having sex these days. (Sound familiar?)
Speaking in the third person aside, the singer goes on to offer her words of wisdom to girls regarding their sexual behaviors. You should definitely take her seriously—women who wear trees, phones, antlers and crustaceans on their heads know a thing or two about relationships.
"If you can't get to know them, you shouldn't have sex with them," she said, wisely encouraging young women to carry condoms and get frequent HIV tests. "You are not invincible."
She also says, "Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick. We're just receivers. We can't talk about sex, we can't sing about sex."
All right then. This concludes our lesson for today. Class dismissed.
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