While TruTv's motto, "Not Reality, Actuality" may leave philosophers scratching their heads, the network's new show Party Heat is easily defined:
"When thousands of co-eds on spring break or their summer holiday flock to exotic locales for extreme fun, the hot sun mixes with alcohol and you’ve got a recipe for mayhem."
In this case, "mayhem" means an Arkansas redneck gettin' his party reality harshed.
Freakin' handcuffs.