Rivers Is Ready to Run Wild on Your Oscar Ass

Joan will be back on E! hosting Fashion Police

The Academy Awards are right around the corner, and it's feeling like Christmas here at the Awful Truth.

Certainly the possibility of Academy upsets (the winners are oh so obvious) isn't what's getting us going, rather we can't wait for the major fashion flops and phenoms, come the big night.

We doubt Sandra Bullock and Mo'Nique are losing sleep over our fashion judgment, but if we were these babes, we'd be getting a little nervous dressing for Oscar night knowing that Joan Rivers will be watching with one saggy eye open:

Yes, this fierce bitch is back on E! and will be hosting her usual Fashion Police special Monday, March 8!

Sure, youth may not look as if it's on Joan's side as she's photographed looking slightly ancient here yesterday, but guess what? Rivers doesn't give a crap what you think, and that's why we totally heart her and her 'tude.

Can't wait to see what the notoriously hilarious crank-a-thon makes of K.Stew and Taylor Lautner's prom-like appearance.

Taylor will no doubt be erect in some sort of form-fitting tux, looking like he's ready to juggle canapés and Kristen's arm at the same time (he's a genius showman, remember). Ms. Stewart certainly will float dreamily above all that shutterbug nonsense, looking cool and elegant, which she's so great at pulling off for these red carpet babies.

So, who do you all think will be the big winners and losers Sunday, (in more ways than one)? Play our prediction quiz and see if you're right!