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Ronson has signed on to deejay one of the parties at the upcoming Girl Bar Dinah Shore Week, an annual event in Palms Springs, CA that's billed as the world's largest lesbian gathering of its kind.
The celebrity music mixer will spin at the Pure White Party on April 2 at Hotel Zoso.
Kelis, Kelly Rowland and Michael Jackson's guitarist Orianthi are also set to perform throughout the week. Legally Blonde funnylady Jennifer Coolidge will do some stand-up comedy at the April 3 benefit for gay rights group The Human Rights Campaign.
"If I wasn't with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next," Lohan told The Sun earlier this week. "She's the only woman I've been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don't know."
No word if Linds has bought a ticket to the Dinah Shore festivities.
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