Ryan Gosling, Anna Kendrick

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Dear Ted:
Can we all just stop for a minute and give praise to Anna Kendrick? She is amazing and more than just Bella's human friend in Twilight. Not only is she on Vanity Fair's front cover with Kristen Stewart, she is getting a lot of praise for her role Up in the Air. I think she is a prime example of how a little screen time on a successful movie franchise plus a lot talent can spring someone into stardom. It doesn't hurt that she also got to work with George Clooney. Wonder who will get an Oscar first, Anna or Kristen?

Dear Appreciation:
Both are stars in their own right, and I have a feeling that 2010 will be a great year for each gal. But yes, mucho applause for Ms. Kendrick, who has actually been nominated for an Oscar. Tho, if she'd had more screen time in Twilight, wonder if it would have actually hurt her in the end. Think her two seconds was all she needed to get her foot in the door—and her talent speaks for itself.

Dear Ted:
A good mom? A good mom? You have got to be freaking kidding me! There is no way Angie is a "good mom" like you called her, while she is still on her "mystery diet." Please!
—Ted Lover

Dear Nobody's Perfect:
Angie puts her kids first—think they're about the only thing that keep her from going overboard with that diet. And maybe a reason why Brad is fed up?

Dear Ted:
I'm in love with Ryan Gosling, and I'm pretty sure everyone at the AT is too. Has he ever been a B.V.? And who would you pair him up with besides your coworker?

Dear Cupid:
Me! Only half kidding there. Don't think Ry bats my way, but if Taryn turns him down, then what about someone like Anna Kendrick?

Dear Ted:
So are you basically saying Robsten are in a relationship of "convenience," meaning as long as they are filming, promoting or having downtime, they are "together," but when individual projects come up, they "take a break"? This is a far cry from your "committed, monogamous, serious" relationship blogs. Or has the bloom just worn off this romance?

Dear Serious:
Convenience has two different meanings in our blolum. The first is for relationships like Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift . And Robsten so isn't that kinda relaysh. They work on it.

Dear Ted:
I am concerned about the hate messages on the boards. Things that say "I wish Rob's plane would crash over the Atlantic" are so bad and shouldn't be allowed. I know, free speech and all, but a line should be drawn at the death wishes/threats. Seriously, these poor kids deserve some protection. Certainly, they don't deserve threats.

Dear Protector:
I totally agree with you. Thinking about what exactly to do here. Any suggestions? Remember, the boards are your blolumn, not mine—that's the prob.

Dear Ted:
Is it just me, or does it feel like the Grammys kinda blew off Lady Gaga this year? Yes, she opened the show, but why not give her a Best New Artist nom? I'm getting so very tired of cookie-cutter artists. Gaga is finally someone different with talent!
—Just Sayin'

Dear Cuttin' the Cookie:
Yeah the whole "she was nominated for 'Just Dance' " last year was pretty terrible. I get the reasoning, but doesn't mean I agree with it. The Grammys need to revamp for sure.

Dear Ted:
I want to know who Nelly Fang is! This is a long shot, but how about Scott Speedman, who was part vampire in Underworld and starred in Felicity, which was on the same network as Vampire Diaries and Buffy?
—A Skaars Lover

Dear Sleuth:
I appreciate your creative way of thinking—and I'm impressed! In order to figure out Nelly, that's what you need to do. Scott's so not Fang, tho. Think hotter and more current.

Dear Ted:
Why was Jay -Z such a jerk at the Grammys when Stephen Colbert was joking with him? And did the Kardashian sisters really go into the kitchen and make some poor server cry cause she asked Lamar for an autograph, which he had graciously given?

Dear Questions:
When does Jay-Z not have attitude? He was going along with it though when the cameras weren't on him. Don't think Hova was ready when Colbert threw the joke at him.

Dear Ted:
I have a theory about Robsten. When they first met, she was total jailbait, and if they'd hooked up then, Rob would have been breaking the law. Could it be that they are keeping things under wraps because this could be implied? Even though she's legal now, he'd still be in some s--t. Besides, didn't the director of the first movie make a point of saying she told Rob not to have a romance with her because he'd go to jail? What do you think? Sounds plausible to me.

Dear Law-Abiding Citizen:
Now you're thinking like a handler, my friend. Welcome to true Club Robsten membership.

Dear Ted:
Mark Wahlberg
seems to have really turned his life around. He's married and has four children. Was he ever a B.V. back in the day? Has he really changed his ways? I just love a reformed reprobate! Thanks.

Dear Changed:
Took him long enough! Marky Mark just married his baby mama and longtime GF. Better late than never tho, right? But remember, Warren Beatty was supposedly reformed, too...

Dear Ted:
We know that several of the most infamous Blind Vicers have children. How do these closeted parents expect the children to keep their secrets? I am especially asking about Baby Tile as he/she grows up, since the parents are both in the closet and/or with their beards. Will the child be in the dark like the public, too?
—Maybe now I know why celeb kids are nuts

Dear Best-Sellers to Be:
Darling, it's going to be a whole new generation of Mommie Dearests!

Dear Ted:
Are Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth a real couple? Or is it just publicity for their movie?

Dear True Love:
Miley loves to jump from man to man. Don't think she would settle for a "convenient" relationship. Get it?

Dear Ted:
I have been looking at pictures of Zoe Saldana and she used to be much healthier-looking. She almost looks anorexic! Drugs, eating disorder, both? Has she been a B.V.? Thanks!

Dear Healthy:
Zoe has always had a hot body—remember the classic Britney Spears movie Crossroads? She's one of the cooler ones in town, and less disordered, for sure.


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