Would You Do...Renée Zellweger in These Heels?

R.Z. shops for a sexy pair of stilettos. Why, gotta hot date?

By Ted Casablanca, John Boone Jan 30, 2010 4:21 PMTags
Renee ZellwegerPedro Andrade/ Ben Dome, PacificCoastNews.com

Looks like Renée Zellwegger is contemplating turning up the heat in her seemingly boring relationship with Bradley Cooper.

R.Z. was spotted perusing the ef-me pumps section of Barneys N.Y. in Beverly Hills, possibly looking for a special somethin'-somethin' to tempt her conveniently rising-in-the-Industry boyfriend into paying attention to her.

But will it work?

With all those sexy real-estate dates and weekends avoiding each other at Sundance, we're totally shocked she would need to pull these kind of sexy tricks.

Really though, Bradley and Renée are starting to make Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's coffee dates seem dangerous!

Hate to say it, tho, we're pretty sure the only time Braddy-boy will be putting out for old Bridget Jones will be when the two are "unknowingly" seen cuddling up together in some hole-in-the-wall L.A. hideaway...like, say, the Ivy?

Uh, when one half of the couple is trying to get press for bumping nasties with an (almost) A-lister and the other half is just trying to stay relevant, it makes for one hell of a cold bed. Think you know which crafty babe is playing which part?

On second thought, maybe that's why Renée is looking to drop some dough. We've been told shoe shopping is the great way for ladies to relieve their sexual frustration. You know, like dudes and their strippers.

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