• This is a real headline from today: "Exclusive: Oops! Jessica Simpson Farts During Business Meeting" Ashlee's response: "Everybody deals with something like that." (Actually that response is about Jessica and her weight issues, but it seems to apply here as well.)
• Ashton Kutcher really needs everyone's help deciding if he should host the MTV Awards, so having the honorable distinction of being the People's Choice for "Favorite Web Celebrity," he turned to Twitter.
• So how does Gisele look six weeks after having a baby? Exactly the same.