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There is a list of America's favorite television personalities that came out and I am not on it. It was a list of 10 people, and of course Oprah was on it and Ellen. But so was Charlie Sheen I mean really, he's been arrested like lots of times for bad behavior. What law do I have to break to get on that list? If anyone knows, tell me. But don't tell Ms Chelsea how to get on it, it would be more funny if I made it and not her.