If there's one guy you want on your side during a personal—and, let's be honest, couldn't-be-more-public—crisis, it's Mel Gibson. Um, right?

Well, Tiger Woods' cup surely runneth over, because for the second time in as many weeks, the best punch line of awards season has seen fit to run to the golfer's aid.

And to hear Gibson tell it, theirs is a bromance for the ages. Funny, all that fuss about the mistresses, no one realized there was a mister waiting in the wings...

"I feel bad for the guy, I mean, they're beating the hell out of him," Gibson told Good Morning America this morning. "So, you know, I love the guy. He's full of flaws, like all the rest of us. And he's getting a rough time."

As for how he can reconcile his so far unrequited guy love with the sex-rehabbing, mistress-collecting athlete's extramarital behavior? Easy: He's human, sugar tits man.

"Ask any human being walking on the planet, 'Have you ever done anything that you're not proud of?' And I think most people will say, 'Yes. I've done a few things I'm not too proud of.' "

Any one in particular springing to mind there, Mel?

Still, luckily we have Gibson to put this whole scandal into perspective for us:

"Jeez, I want to watch him play golf. I want to see him swing a club, man."

Our bad, Mel. Why didn't you say so?


It's no surprise Tiger's fallout was one of the Juiciest Scandals of the Year. Check out which other stars made the salacious cut.

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