Don't fret; a source extremely close to the situation tells E! News the latest in the never-ending stream of Brangelina breakup rumors is patently untrue.
Whew! Stories that the two are headed to splitsville have been amplified throughout awards show season, as they have been MIA at the Critics' Choice, Golden Globe, and Screen Actors Guild awards, where Pitt's Inglourious Basterds received multiple honors.
Paparazzi were stationed outside the Pitt-Jolie home in New Orleans Sunday, in hopes Pitt would show up for the Saints football game, but the actor was a no-show.
Pitt is expected in Los Angeles on Saturday, where he is slated to be a presenter at the Director's Guild Awards in Century City.
Still, amid their lack of recent public appearances, the source says Brad and Angie are A-OK.
We already said "Whew," right?
—Additional reporting by Giuliana Rancic, Aly Weisman and Chris Hall
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