"I was very surprised and, yes, you have a beautiful bottom end," Shania Twain told American Idol auditioner John Park.
And then it got weirder from there.
Maybe because the Canadian country star was finally saying something, Kara, Randy and Simon more or less jumped down her throat on tonight's Idol when her longest critique in two days wandered into double-entendre territory.
"You have nice lips," Twain continued, perhaps not realizing that she was digging a deeper hole for herself.
The 20-year-old Park was pretty thrilled, though, and he was good enough to join the few others who impressed the judges enough in Chicago to score a ticket to Hollywood.
Among them were single mom Angela Martin, who has successfully auditioned for Idol twice before and at 28 has no more chances, in case a court date or family crisis gets in the way again; asthma sufferer Paige Dechausse, who's going to have to bring more personality to her performance to make it to Hollywood; and Charity Vance, 16, whose unique rendition of "Summertime" really impressed the panel.
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How do you think Shania did as a guest judge? Please expound on your theory in the comments section.