AP Photo/Chris PizzelloDear Ted:
So, if Alexander Skarsgård has been a B.V. in your dreams, does that mean he hasn't been one in real life? Come on—dish on Nelly Fang!
—Lee
Dear Slumber Cop:
I'm sorry, what is it, exactly, you think Nelly and hunky Alex have in common?
Dear Ted:
Seems like Taylor Lautner is everywhere this period: PCAs, GGs, and now they're talking about him at the Oscars. Now, I've nothing against him, but this is all getting ridiculous. Summit is trying to push him way too much...anybody read the books? Where the hell are our lovebirds Robsten? What do you think about it? Love your column, always read it here in Italy! Keep it up!
—Deb
Dear Over It:
Must say, I'm totally getting sick of over-Lautner-exposure myself. He handles the fame stuff way better than either Rob or Kristen. He likes it. Why else did he and Taylor Swift go on all those very public dates? He's not exactly shy.
Dear Ted:
Do Toothy and Gray Goose's close circle of family and friends know about Baby Tile?
—Beth
Dear Family Fun:
Duh!
Dear Ted:
Has Zefron ever been a B.V.? If so, has he been one recently?
—Lindsay
Dear Eager:
Define recently? I would say so, yes, I would.
Dear Ted:
I'm a huge fan of French actress Marion Cotillard. She seems nice and friendly; is she really this nice and friendly or is she just that good of an actress?
—DC
Dear Good Taste:
You're dead-on about this one; when I met Cotillard at the Oscars when she won for La vie en rose, she had to be the absolutely most humble actor I've ever encountered at the joint in all the years I've been attending. Shy, charming, and a sweet little quiet laugh, too—not really terribly French, either, interestingly enough.
Dear Ted:
You've been alluding to a secret Michael C. Hall has been keeping. Was it the cancer diagnosis and treatment?
—J
Dear Downer Det:
No. And we wish Michael the speediest of recoveries, to be sure.
Dear Ted:
I applaud your posts about Sarah Palin; needed to be said. And what a hot comment section! Do you think that Sarah Palin's obvious lack of education and knowledge will be unearthed (even more) in the coming interviews on Fox? Could they actually be thinking that this person is capable of pontificating any real political insights? It's sad that there are people out there who will be hanging on her venom simply because she's there.
—Santa Fe
Dear In Agreement:
Fox won't want to make their own look dumb, so let's hope she does the job herself. Which I don't doubt she will.
Dear Ted:
You mentioned in an earlier post that Glee's Cory Monteith has a pretty clean slate (for now). What about the show's other guys? Specifically the delicious mohawked Mark Salling?
—Gleek
Dear Fun One:
Oh, he's hardly sailing free from secrets, dollface! More soon.
Dear Ted:
I've got a political question for you...Seeing as the Sanctity of Human Life Week is upon us, I thought I'd get your take...are you pro-life or pro-abortion? I know that many Democrats/liberals are caught between a rock and a hard place on this topic (like myself) because I'm all for gay rights and freedoms, yet I do not believe in abortion. There is literally no candidate that fits my bill, and I know you've expressed in the past there is no perfect leader...so what's your take?
—SarahT
Dear Good Question:
I believe in the sanctity of womanhood. Therefore I, as a man, have absolutely no right to tell a woman what to do with her body, which is what way too many dudes in government are so hell-bent on pulling. Therefore, for women who choose abortion, I say it's their right and therefore must be available, simple as that.
Dear Ted:
Is there any truth to the rumors that Brad and Angelina are all but over? And where are those twins? All the other children have been paraded around since conception, but not the twins. What gives?
—K
Dear Brange-Curious:
The rumors are premature. And as for those lucky twins, they've definitely been MIA, but I think that's Brangie shielding them from paparazzi flashbulbs. We didn't see much of Shiloh until she could walk.
Dear Ted:
A person who works in the movie industry told me that when a very well-known TV actor came out, there was a lot of resentment in Hollywood for betraying the secret of the closeting system. Is this true? If an A-list movie star decides to come out, does he have to face not only the public reaction, but studio executives, producers and other fellow closeted actors given his back to him for breaking the silent pact of Hollywood and exposing its flaw?
—Peter
Dear Tough Choices:
Yes. Now do you see why it's so damn hard for these closeted actors to do it?
Dear Ted:
I believe sometime ago you mentioned that you are a Mormon. I'm certain that Mormons also pray. Please send a prayer for my Caribbean brothers and sisters in Haiti. They've suffered so much and continue to suffer especially after this devastating earthquake. Makes you realize how precious life is and how we take things, and people, for granted. I also hope you can convince those filthy rich celebrities to donate something to help their plight. Other than that, I hope you have a great day.
—Ellie, Trinidad & Tobago
Dear Mistaken:
My ex is the Mormon, but never fear, those prayers are already begun by me and will most certainly continue. Let's do that together, shall we?
Dear Ted:
Loving your current catfight with Danneel Harris. I like it when even small-time celebs can give (almost) as good as they get! Can you clear something up, Ted? Before she brought out the claws, though, was she below your radar or was Danneel ever part of a Blind Vice? Thanks for the entertainment!
—Curious Cathy
Dear Hunting Harris:
D had never been a B.V. subject. And who said we're fighting?