Noah Cyrus is 10 years old and has spent most her life watching her older sister Miley be famous. Now Noah is getting to an age where she wants a piece of that and so follows the pole dancing, risqué Halloween costumes and "Smack That" dirty dancing, because that's how you get attention in this town at any age, right?
In her latest cry for attention, Noah filmed another video where she dances to Kesha's "TiK ToK," a song that features lyrics like "Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack" and "Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk." But it is the No. 1 song on Billboard and playing everywhere all the time so it's no surprise a 10-year-old has picked up the lyrics.
What is worse is that we just went through this with Miley, and now her little sister is so eager to offer herself up to the fame machine—and no one is stopping her. Even Miley has limited her own Internet presence—can't she help her sis out with that before things get even more stupid?
We do have to point out the general consensus that Noah's backup dancer is a cousin in drag...if that makes this things any better.
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