Attention Lost fans: Before you watch the video above, please take a seat, have a paper bag to breathe into, and repeat after me: It will be OK.
Josh Holloway and Evangeline Lilly are sharing their thoughts on what might happen with Lost's love triangle in the final season, and though it's clearly all in good fun (these two are always a good time), some of you "shippers" might not like it!
Evi playfully insists that 38 percent of fans are "Skaters" (Sawyer and Kate fans) and 62 percent of fans are Jaters (Jack and Kate fans).
Should we take a new vote down below, just to make sure?
Evangeline and Josh also open up on their feelings about Lost coming to an end for good (may I have a hanky, please?).
And here is my biggest confession about this interview, which will probably really infuriate some of you fans (sorry):
I took an entire minute of my teensy-tiny amount of time with Josh and Evangeline (only three minutes) whoring out my son, Luca, for an arranged marriage with Josh's adorable baby girl, Java. (They were born only four days apart, and I want my future Christmases to be spent with the Holloways, so sue me!)
But you should know, this baby Q was after the publicist had already cut off the interview, so it was all simply an evil ploy to keep Evangeline and Josh in their chairs just a moment longer.
If you were that close to those dimples, you'd do it to.
Jack Shephard's biggest fan, who as usual remains completely unbiased and professional in all reporting on Lost
Now let's take a vote on what you want to see in the final season, just for Evangeline's sake. (I'll also share the results with Lost boss Damon Lindelof if you so please.)