Just imagine if some of the Girls Next Door visited Seaside Heights.
Talk about total cuckoo crazy Jersey Shore mayhem.
Hey, if Snooki and company play their cards right, it could happen.
"I love Snooki," former GND Holly Madison told us at Tuesday's Matthew Shepard Foundation and NOH8 Campaign benefit at the House of Blues on the Sunset Strip. "She's a pickle sucker!"
Fellow ex-GND Bridget Marquardt seconded that...
"She's so funny," Marquardt said about the pint-size motormouth. "She's just being herself and that's just who she is."
Madison and Marquardt stopped short of endorsing Snooki for a Playboy shoot. "But," Marquardt said, "I want to go out and party with her."
Madison would like to check out Snooki in some lingerie. "I want to see her in a Midsummer Night's Dream outfit," she said, referring to Hugh Hefner's legendary party at the Playboy Mansion.
For now, they'll have to settle on watching Jersey Shore on television.
"I'm totally addicted," Marquardt said, adding, "They're like the hottest people in America. They're trainwrecks! I love watching it and we get excited every time there's a new episode. We can't wait to watch."
We couldn't agree more.
—Reporting by Dahvi Shira
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